I really enjoyed the bit about Vercingetorix and his execution by strangulation during the Triumph of Julius Caesar in 46 B.C.E.

I hope this melts
Keep farting
Tricky **** awayyyyyyyyyyyyy!

when 25,ooo marines cannot totally control 25,ooo,ooo arabs, idiocy, ludicrousy, inepticy, and unintelligence prevails.

They get very tired of saying “No, you can’t have a visa to the U.S.” over and over again all day long. It is demoralizing and depressing. Every Foreign Service Officer has to stand in the visa line at the consulate on their first tour, whether that is their career field or not. They have to deal with fraudulent documents, angry clientele, sloppy paperwork, and hear a million stories about personal problems that may or may not be true. They don’t mean to be rude - they are brusque because they become hardened from everyone they meet wanting a visa from them - not only at work, but their neighbors, their waiters, and their taxi drivers. Two years of constantly denial wears them out.

Its not a question of education, but sophistication. Americans are loud, obnoxious, and display much poorer manners than most nations. Believe me, I’m stationed overseas, and I **** it when americans come into wherever I am, its embarrasing. It just gives the impression of ignorance. You know that guy in the movie theater you just wish would shut up? Thats us!

NO SOME PEOPLE ARE BORN WITH A TINY STICK STUCK IN THEIR **** AND WHEN THEY GET A LITTLE POWER OR THINK THEY HAVE POWER. THEY LEAN BACK ON THE STICK SO MUCH IT HURTS THEM SO THEY ACT SHI-TTY TO EVERYONE ON PURPOSE.
DONT LET IT GET TO YOU.

Well, intelligence has nothing to do with not having to think for ourselves. You are told what time to go to work, what to wear, how to wear it, where to stand how to stand, where to eat, where to shower, so you really arent thinking for yourselves for the most part. But you cant be stupid and do it, or else you’ll get a earful from the dufus DI who thinks he’s God.

I like it. Keep writing. You have lots to say.

We get sick and tired of answering the same stupid questions day in and day out! My little girl’s lost, what do we do? Someone stole our money, what do we do? My husband was shot, what do I do, and so and so on. It’s enough to make anyone sick. And who says we’re rude! We’re trained to control ourselves, do you hear me! Control ourselves!

I just received the squirrel so…. BRAVO! I laughed, I cried, I pead my pants, my lighter is out of butane and my throat bleeds from screaming,”STOOOOOOOOOGE!”

Fawningly yours, D.

Are they REALLY!?!

My guess is like other working class people, they are tired of the same old same old long, boring shifts, and take the burden of that same old regimen and take it out on their customers - how rude!

It’s life though, and they’ll have it coming to them - it’s a lot easier to be mean to people then spread smiles, so it’s their problem, and it’ll only come back at them.

Amusingly, I intend on joining that personnel, and thanks to you, I’ll go out of my way to bring myself out of the slump of being down when I’m stricken with it, and make an extra effort to be nice! Thanks for contributing to the world!